Sunday, May 16, 2010

Walks in Landour


Footloose in Landour


Mussourie – the queen among hill-stations in India, has a well-kept secret: the adjoining town of Landour. Home to well-known authors and literati, it is located around 5km from Mussourie; yet seems a world away from the buzz and shrieks of its more famous sister. Landour is perfect for people looking for the kind of quiet where even a vibrating cell phone seems too loud for the surroundings.

As you traverse the curvy 30km from Dehradun to Mussourie, there are not just arboreal and avian life to admire but also the creative road signs by the Mussourie municipality. Savour this: Trees are poems that Earth writes on the Sky. Doesn’t that make you look at the tall Chinar and the broad-leafed Poplar as works of art? I particularly like the ones that are cheekily inspired by famous lines and yet provide much-needed warning to motorists: The hills are barren, lonely and steep; I have miles to go before I sleep!

My trip to Mussourie stemmed from a desire to meet a friend in Landour who promised me unending vistas of the mountains and innumerable paths to explore. In his words, “You can walk anywhere, everywhere is beautiful!” So it was, as I discovered. I trudged up the path from Mussourie to Landour as the road turned and wound its way through the tourist hubs with restaurants and stores and finally, just hilly slopes and foliage everywhere. The day-hike started near the Doordarshan tower where we took an off-road trail that descended steeply along the hillside. There is no trail head or sign indicating there is a path and that’s just the beauty of Landour – you can find your own unmarked path to explore.

In places, the trail was so narrow that our hiking shoes were more of a burden than an aid but it was amusing to see local women skipping along these trails with just a pair of worn-out slippers. We reached a vista point about one and a half hours into the hike and were spell-bound by the large swathes of heavily forested mountains. Someone mentioned that cutting trees is illegal in Uttarakhand, so the ingenious locals hack down the branches so what we were seeing were literally just tree tops!

The path from Mussourie to Landour offers plenty of lanes for exploration and discovery. One such lane took me past along a winding road to a quaint and oh-so-English cottage called Maple cottage. I half-suspect a wannabe author was living there at that time and penning words while scrapping pages. Everybody knows where Mr. Bond lives – Ruskin Bond that is; the man whose stories we grew up with and who can still make us pine for the hills. I evidently disturbed him from his nap but he was polite enough to ask me if I could come back at a later time. Another highlight is the Oaklands cottage, home of Engineering Ministries International, is perched in an awe-inspiring location where you get grand panaromic views of the Lower western Himalayas up to 200km away on a clear day.

If a growing tree is a sign of a progressive nation, Uttarakhand is surely the most advanced of them all. The wide canopy of Deodar and chir trees provides ample comfort and company to the solitary wanderer. The government of Uttarakhand has made  tremendous efforts to keep Landour clean by way of providing shiny steel dustbins at regular intervals and strongly discouraging the use of plastic (wares are sold in paper bags). They have done a commendable job in preserving the British influence by labeling trees as well as exotic ones with the vernacular and scientific names. It was a revelation that we had a tree called Arjun, with an English name such as “Pride of India”.

A must-see back down in Mussourie, as oft quoted by tourist guides, is the Mall road: the main street where Indians were not allowed during the British raj. Now it is chock-a-bloc with Indians who are exercising their haggling rights and experiencing culinary delights. It is not the Mall road itself that is intriguing but the alleys running off it which promise deeper secrets. Some lead to wondrous vistas while others lead to long-forgotten ruins of buildings, such as the mosque with the sky-blue minarets, which still maintains an air of pride. The red-brick Colonial mansion, now a hotel, near the taxi stand is another impressive piece of architecture. The Clock tower café is another delight for its “rock” get-up and the bustle of literati patrons during meal times. I have never felt as welcome as I did when I walked into the café and “I’ve been waiting for a girl like you” started playing!

Landour is a haven for those who aren’t afraid to get lost: in thought or on their way somewhere. So, bring out those walking shoes and a smile and walk your way up to a weekend of well-deserved solitude. If you are luckier than I am, you could be walking alongside Ruskin Bond on his daily stroll or spot Stephen Alter shopping for vegetables!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Lonely Planet guide to No. 23 – Swagatha

Orientation

If you can find No. 23 “Swagatha” in Venkatachari Nagar you are a certified genius. There are five such No. 23s in a one square kilometre radius and none of the inhabitants know who lives in the other 23s. So, good luck finding the blue and white house near a big drain that cuts through Dollars colony.

What to bring

You don’t have to get anything at all – just cheer, humour and yourselves are all I’d like to see. I am kidding. Do make sure you get vegetarian food you care to eat. My cook makes only customized food that is sugarless, salt-less….and yeah, tasteless. If you get a treat for my dogs, you are on top my (and his) list of favourite people.

When to go

Any visits and phone calls after the holy hour of 9 pm are strictly discouraged. Winters are an exception. The time limit is 8pm. There is a siesta break on holidays between 2 and 5pm when visitors are not allowed.

Local customs

Shoes need to be left behind at the doorway. If it has rained, they need to be left behind at the gate. Banging shut the mesh door is frowned upon, as is refusing water that’s offered. These offences can easily be overlooked with gifts of dark chocolate (minimum 60% cocoa – sorry, Cadbury’s Bourneville does not qualify).

Health

If you are prone to catch colds, lung infections, stomach bugs, TB or colour TB, I’d advise you to stay away. If you have been vaccinated against rabies you are most welcome since I haven’t vaccinated my dog. Instead I ask everyone else to get vaccinated. You are also expected to wash hands frequently.

Society and culture

No. 23 boasts of a libertarian, left-leaning, right-centric, democratic form of government where my word is the law. That being said, the residents are equally keen to welcome people of all shapes, sizes and colour, as long as they are young and single. Admission of young couples is taken up on a case-by-case basis. Older couples are a strict no-no as they tend to disrespect the sanctity of wild and reckless behaviour. Taboo topics are cooking, marriage, and RSS.

Women travellers

No. 23 is a safe haven for women travellers. The surroundings may not reflect this safety but with five stray dogs around to protect your modesty, why fear?

Dangers and annoyances

The old grandfather from the diagonally opposite house who keeps asking for “madhuve oota” can be dangerously annoying. Strictly to be avoided either by bending to tie shoelaces or sprinting in the opposite direction. You also need to avoid me when there is a Federer match on and he is losing.

Volunteer organizations

There are plenty of volunteer opportunities for people interested in pet therapy. Our pets in the neighbourhood are quite stressed, what with all the pampering and over-eating, and need regular massages to prevent them from getting excited. Volunteer opportunities related to education are many as eager, impoverished children trudge through the gates of No. 23 often looking for tutors and food. I, personally, have spent many hours education them about the importance of sprouts in their daily diet.

Things to see and do

No. 23 provides vast opportunities to see the inner workings of a railway station up close. The stationmaster is a close friend who is ever willing to reply to queries on ticketing and fines. If you charm him, there is even a possibility of a ride in the steam engine of an express train. The extensive network of parks in adjoining Dollars colony is another impressive sight. To see the rich and famous leave behind their SUVs at the park entrance to walk presents a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Why, I spotted the second cousin of the under-secretary to our former Chief Minister, Veerappa Moily once!

Places to eat

No. 23 does boast a wide range of cuisines to tickle your palate. Typical South Indian Iyengar meals from No.1, Kerala meals from No. 15 and Bengali sweets from the first floor of No. 45 have been tried, tested and certified as edible.

Night life

Occasional poker games with a two-week advance notice period have been held in No. 23 till the wee hours of morning. “Howl”arious nights with Seinfeld and Takeshi’s castle are also common when brothers are around.

Wildlife

Periplaneta Americana1, Lacerta agilis2, and Myrmica rubra3 are common and widely photographed here. For a unique experience, just let loose a few dogs in the house and you can enjoy a live viewing of predator vs. prey as they chase down mice.

Sports and outdoor activities

Ultimate frisbee is a hit among the young and old. I tend to hit people until they agree to fling the disc around.

Excursions

Red Volvo buses are available at regular intervals for travelling into the city. A day pass for Rs. 75, can take you all around town in air-conditioned comfort. I would strongly advise getting on to bus no. 201 for a quick tour of the city.

References

1 – Indian cockroach


2 – House lizard


3 – Red ant

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